Are you the Illuminati?
No.
Do you have Freemasons/Illuminati in your ranks?
Yes.
Will you give me money/fame?
No.
If I join you, will you ask me to do something?
Yes.
What will you ask me to do?
You will go as far as you want to go.
If I join you, can I resign whenever I want?
Yes.
What can I expect if I join you?
To learn the esoteric workings of money, in order to use it in your benefit.